Greylyn Tidwell is a senior and one of the newspaper copy editors, even though no one knows how she has made it this far. She is a ‘Super Christian’ that is obsessed with Christian comedians such as Tim Hawkins and John Crist. She is too far behind to be up to date in music tastes so she tries to be a “coffeehouse hipster” as well as a Rat Pack fanatic. Greylyn spends most of her time procrastinating on schoolwork, basically living at her church, and playing a few different musical instruments to pass the time before she goes off to college to become who-knows-what. Her favorite food is popcorn because she isn’t basic, but she still goes to Starbucks whenever she needs a quick white girl pick-me-up. While she may not be the best at everything like some of the other editors, Greylyn does indeed have a heart for people.