Paisley Allen, copy editor
After going back and cringing at the online biography she wrote during her first year on the Tiger Times staff, senior Paisley Allen is determined to serve up a bio that hopefully doesn’t make her want to crawl into a hole and hide two years from now. A third-year newsie and self-described “copy editor queen,” Paisley has grown immensely in the past couple of years, however, she’s got quite a bit left to go (she’s only 5 feet, 4 inches tall). It’s safe to say that Paisley is still recovering from, well, anything, actually, but she’s really trying her almost best — procrastination and lack of motivation really are killers, you know. When she’s not silent-screaming about AP style and grammar mistakes in room 50B, you’ll most likely find her in her favorite room at the school: the makeup room in the theater. Embarking on her final year of high school, she is mildly interested to see what chaos will inevitably ensue. Cue pandemonium!